Dog’s unusual name causes confusion

Several years ago, my wife, daughter, and I lived in a small town next to a church, where I served as the youth director. One day, we found a beautiful border collie. Actually, she found us, because she just appeared at our house one day. We mistakenly thought the dog belonged to our pastor and started call the dog “Preacher.”

My daughter at a young age along with our dog, Preacher.

My daughter at a young age along with our dog, Preacher.

We quickly discovered she had no owner, and we were lucky enough to keep her for our pet – and we kept her rather unusual name.

Preacher had been well taken care of and knew all of the standard dog tricks. She quickly became a favorite with everyone at the church. However, as I’m sure you can imagine, working at a church and having a dog named Preacher can often cause some confusion. For example, when she became sick, I caused quite a stir when I told people we had to put Preacher in the hospital. The congregation was ready to send flowers to their pastor until I explained it was only our dog who was sick.

But this mix-up was mild compared to the problems Preacher caused for my mom, Carolyn. When my family and I moved about a year later, we had to take an apartment that didn’t allow pets. My parents, being the wonderful parents they are, agreed to keep Preacher. They quickly became attached to the dog. So it was with some sadness when my mom called me to tell me Preacher had been killed when she was hit by a car. But in addition to calling me, she also called her sister, Shirley.

At this point, I’ll let Shirley tell the rest of the story as she told it to me.

Your mom called me the other day just a ‘crying and said, “Our preacher has been killed.” Well, the first thing I thought of was Brother Guthrie at the church and his poor widow and their two kids. I just couldn’t believe it.

How did it happen, I asked.

“A car hit him,” said my mom, still crying.

“A car hit him?” I asked. I just couldn’t believe how tragic this was. “Was he out walking?”

“No, he was probably running,” my mom said.

Well, I knew Brother Guthrie used to jog, but I thought he had quit. “Well, where did it happen?” I asked.

“He was out in front of our house.”

Well, I could see now why Carolyn was so upset – having someone killed right in front of your house would upset anyone, but I was still in shock. “How on earth did a car hit him? Did it swerve over or did the driver just not see him?”

“No,” replied my mom. “I think he ran right out in front of the car.”

Well, this was the strangest thing I had ever heard. “Why would he run out in front of a car. Wasn’t he watching where he was going?”

“I think he was probably chasing a squirrel,” said my mom.

I was shocked! “Brother Guthrie got killed in front of your house while he was chasing a squirrel?!”

“No! Our dog Preacher!” said my mom, almost offended. And in her distraught condition exclaimed without thinking, “I wouldn’t be this upset if it had only been our pastor!”

  10 comments for “Dog’s unusual name causes confusion

  1. Tom Bittle
    July 23, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    I can hear That conversation between your mom and Shirley. So funny!!!

    • July 23, 2013 at 6:26 pm

      Tom, doesn’t that sound just like them?! I’m glad you enjoyed. Thanks for reading. Hope you’re doing well.

  2. Lori Pyron
    July 24, 2013 at 6:08 pm

    I KNEW that story sounded familiar!! Didn’t realize this was your blog. Mark.

    • July 24, 2013 at 6:10 pm

      Ha! I’m so glad you found it. I always love this story. It’s too funny!! I hope you and Rick are doing well.

      Thanks for reading! I’m glad you enjoyed it!!

  3. Randy Ursery
    July 24, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    i laughed so so hard I cryed reading thid and I have heard that story a dozen times

  4. 01dd0g
    July 27, 2013 at 3:03 am

    If you like Border Collies, you’ll love this story http://68anda6pack.com/2013/07/06/ive-been-boofed-a-dogs-tail/

    • July 30, 2013 at 3:15 am

      Fellow Border Collie enthusiast here! This blog’s been a fun read! Then caught Old Dog’s comment. 68anda6pack.com–highly informative yet entertaining at the same time! Thank you to you both! 🙂

      • July 30, 2013 at 11:05 am

        Thank you! I’m so glad you enjoyed the post. And I enjoyed the other article, too. Thanks for reading!

    • abdul9aziz
      July 30, 2013 at 10:46 am

      This article of the preacher has left me in stitches, (still laughing), I also checked this out and it was really funny and informative. Did you get to see the article where the Border Collie is protecting the vegetables? http://68anda6pack.com/2013/07/12/forking-good-exercise/

      • July 30, 2013 at 11:05 am

        Thanks for reading! I’m so glad you enjoyed it. That story has been a favorite in our family for a number of years now. We always still laugh about it.

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