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Only in the mind of his son.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/superhero-sound-effects.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superhero sound effects</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T20:25:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/02/02/who-needs-super-bowl-weve-got-kitten-bowl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kitten-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitten bowl</image:title><image:caption>Not only was the scoring impossible to understand for viewers and cats alike, I think the game might have been fixed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-02T19:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/28/what-if-kids-ruled-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cocoa-puffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cocoa puffs</image:title><image:caption>If he was our national bird, Sonny wouldn't be quite as majestic as an eagle, but he WOULD provide a tasty breakfast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kid-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid pic</image:title><image:caption>Would you sleep better if THIS KID was in charge?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T15:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/25/oh-boy-its-my-second-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hushpuppies.png</image:loc><image:title>hushpuppies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T16:38:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/books/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-25T22:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/16/if-im-not-a-dad-then-what-am-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/football-game-at-mena.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football game at mena</image:title><image:caption>My son and I have found new ways to spend time together. Here we are on top of a press box before I broadcast a high school football game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T17:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/14/take-whatever-you-want-but-please-dont-take-the-chocolate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snickers.png</image:loc><image:title>snickers</image:title><image:caption>It's hard to beat the delicious simplicity of a Snickers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/marathon-bar.png</image:loc><image:title>marathon bar</image:title><image:caption>Remember the old Marathon bars? I still miss those.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chocolate-1.png</image:loc><image:title>chocolate 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T17:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/12/parenting-inside-the-box-6-steps-to-parenting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>box</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T19:21:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/09/the-open-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/open-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>open road</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T20:02:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/05/you-beat-cancer-by-how-you-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/trout-family-photo2-e1420467818984.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trout family photo2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stuart-scott-1.png</image:loc><image:title>stuart scott 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T19:30:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2015/01/02/mechanical-foot-could-be-first-step-in-realizing-childhood-dream-of-becoming-6-million-dollar-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/terminator-2.png</image:loc><image:title>terminator 2</image:title><image:caption>Is this what I might look like if I incorporated Bionic Man technology into my body? Some might say this is an improvement . . .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mechanical-foot.png</image:loc><image:title>mechanical foot</image:title><image:caption>With a foot like this, I might be unstoppable at my next 5K.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T19:18:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/12/31/exposing-the-cold-gap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/my-foot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my foot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T17:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/12/30/son-doesnt-fear-receiving-bag-of-switches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bag-of-switches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bag of switches</image:title><image:caption>I might need a bag like this in the coming years to help keep me straight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/switch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>switch</image:title><image:caption>. . . as opposed to my son's idea of a switch - which, in fact, I wrapped and gave to him this year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/santa-with-switches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa with switches</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T17:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/12/24/does-santa-give-the-best-gifts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/charlie-brown-christmas-11.png</image:loc><image:title>charlie brown christmas 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/charlie-brown-christmas-1.png</image:loc><image:title>charlie brown christmas 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-25T05:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/12/23/putting-up-the-christmas-tree-man-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christmas-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas tree</image:title><image:caption>I gave real thought this year to instead of using an ARTIFICIAL tree for Christmas, we could use a REAL box! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-24T02:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/12/03/the-book-worm-has-turned-at-our-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sam-book-e1417621125464.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam book</image:title><image:caption>The newest book in the Wimpy Kid series is one of several books my son has read to me lately.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-11T11:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/11/16/im-disappointed-they-couldnt-squeeze-even-more-movies-out-of-the-hunger-games-series/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/goodnight-moon.png</image:loc><image:title>goodnight moon</image:title><image:caption>This kids classic would be a much better candidate for two movies than the tedious Hunger Games.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T15:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/11/13/why-cant-they-schedule-these-dang-lunar-eclipses-during-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/eclipse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eclipse</image:title><image:caption>With my super duper smart phone, it was almost like I was taking pictures from the same galaxy as the eclipse!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T15:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/11/19/were-going-to-dance-with-what-brung-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/game-at-mena.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game at mena</image:title><image:caption>My son and I have found that the best way to spend an off night from football is with MORE football.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T19:36:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/11/17/happy-birthday-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/burgermeister.png</image:loc><image:title>burgermeister</image:title><image:caption>The Burgermeister is all about clean socks . . . and squashing all fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/football-broadcast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football broadcast</image:title><image:caption>Here I am this fall doing two things I love - spending time with my son and broadcasting high school football.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/grad-pic-e1416276054392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grad pic</image:title><image:caption>Holy Shi . . . ! What the hell happened!! And just WHAT died on top of his head?!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/birthday-2-e1416275814894.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday 2</image:title><image:caption>Hey, who's that even better lookin' kid . . .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/birthday-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday 1</image:title><image:caption>Hey, who's that good lookin' kid . . . </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-24T15:56:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/11/20/turning-50-a-bad-poem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/birthday-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday cake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T14:35:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/11/12/that-egg-roll-was-some-kind-of-awful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/egg-roll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egg roll</image:title><image:caption>This was the kind of egg roll that made you question you'd ever want to eat again.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-12T19:31:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/11/09/im-a-slave-to-numbers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/filet-o-fish1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filet-o-fish</image:title><image:caption>I eat 3 (Three!!!) Filet-O-Fish sandwiches a year . . . whether I want to or not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/filet-o-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filet-o-fish</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-10T03:15:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/10/01/my-son-enlightens-older-sister-on-the-j-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bad-words.png</image:loc><image:title>bad words</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T01:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/09/19/sons-favorite-fish-dish-reveals-poor-parenting-protocol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hush-puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hush puppies</image:title><image:caption>My son's favorite fish turned out to be a bit of a surprise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-19T17:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/09/05/my-ocd-is-a-bit-ooc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/peanut-butter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peanut butter</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhhh. If I only had enough room at home to store THIS MUCH peanut butter. I'd be livin' the good life!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-05T14:40:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/09/03/grilling-with-my-son/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/burgers-on-the-grill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burgers on the grill</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-04T14:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/29/son-finds-use-for-seldom-used-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wee-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wee pic</image:title><image:caption>My son has the uncanny ability to use a weird word at an awkward time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-29T14:05:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/28/trying-to-make-the-grade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/school-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school 2014</image:title><image:caption>My son wasn't the happiest of campers when it was time to return to school this week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-31T17:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/20/id-like-to-report-a-case-of-parental-abuse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/avatar-2.png</image:loc><image:title>avatar 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/avatar-1.png</image:loc><image:title>avatar 1</image:title><image:caption>The Avatar is this cool kid with an arrow on his head - not that I like the show or anything.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-20T21:40:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/13/kids-beginning-to-decipher-dads-code-words/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-13T15:37:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/07/the-girlfriend-handbook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/handbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handbook</image:title><image:caption>You can see my Girlfriend Handbook is what you might call a little light in the content department.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-07T22:46:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/06/blood-sweat-and-toilet-water/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet</image:title><image:caption>There are some things I just don't want to see in the toilet, and waterbending is one of those.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ice-cream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice cream</image:title><image:caption>My son may not actually be able to bend water, but he can do WONDERS with ice cream.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-06T23:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/04/dont-just-turn-the-other-cheek-you-need-to-wash-it-too/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-04T23:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/01/a-back-to-school-poem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/school-supplies.png</image:loc><image:title>school supplies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-01T18:36:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/08/01/running-in-the-rain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/farm-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farm road</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-01T15:12:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/31/before-and-after/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/books.png</image:loc><image:title>books</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-05T01:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/29/the-thing-about-potpies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/potpies.png</image:loc><image:title>potpies</image:title><image:caption>I used to buy those sorry potpies that took FIVE minutes to cook, but that was waaaaaay too long to wait for dinner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T21:43:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/28/i-was-just-worried-about-you-dad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/storm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>storm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T21:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/17/oh-boy-im-almost-old-enough-to-shave-everyday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/turning-50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turning 50</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure what I'll be doing for my 50th birthday this year. But if I can't land a date with Sheryl Crow or Sade (both are still a solid maybe at the moment), then I'm sure I'll be having fun with my kids.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T03:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/15/the-girlfriend-with-no-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me!</image:title><image:caption>The guy on the left has no trouble attracting women. The guy on the right? Weeeelllllll . . . that's a different story.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-16T13:56:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/14/my-son-proposes-a-change-to-the-constitution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/boogie-board.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boogie board</image:title><image:caption>My son - boogieboarding fiend by day, political activist by night - after I fall asleep, that is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/constitution.png</image:loc><image:title>constitution</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-15T00:01:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/11/saying-thank-you-while-signing-books/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-11T18:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/08/vacation-turns-into-question-cation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/running-5-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lake</image:title><image:caption>My son, looking out at the lake that we walked around while talking every morning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T14:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/07/it-could-be-worse-we-could-run-out-of-gas-oh-wait/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sharkey-on-the-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sharkey on the road</image:title><image:caption>Sharkey was a good travel companion. He was quiet. Well, he was quiet most of the way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-07T21:21:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/07/02/ill-have-a-world-cup-to-go-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/brazil-soccer-2.png</image:loc><image:title>brazil soccer 2</image:title><image:caption>We loved the colors of the crowd in the Brazil-
Chile match, where the fans wore bright yellow to support their home Brazil team.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/applebees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>applebee's</image:title><image:caption>The staff at Applebee's in Brandon, Miss, was kind enough to let us get our World Cup fix while eating . . . and not throwing us out for cheering too loud.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T15:21:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/30/this-wasnt-my-first-flight-but-i-thought-it-might-be-my-last/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/plane-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plane 2</image:title><image:caption>After a disastrous date on a plane ride, I didn't swear to never fly again. But I didn't promise TO fly, either.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T15:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/29/an-anything-goes-sunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/running-1-mtns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running 1 - mtns</image:title><image:caption>Another of my favorite places to run is in the mountains.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/running-3-trail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running 3 - trail</image:title><image:caption>The running trail in Mena, Arkansas, provides a nice view with a challenging figure-8 layout.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/running-4-farm-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Farm road</image:title><image:caption>The Farm Road, my normal running place, can be very peaceful early in the morning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-30T18:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/27/are-you-john-smith-or-kocoum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p-2.png</image:loc><image:title>p 2</image:title><image:caption>Poor Kocoum. Pocahontas quickly labeled him as WAY too serious for her free spirit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p-1.png</image:loc><image:title>p 1</image:title><image:caption>I was secretly hoping that Meeko would secretly be a crazed, rabid, zombie raccoon and eat the two main characters, but alas, my daughter loved the movie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-25T10:39:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/26/a-nail-i-still-remember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bird-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bird 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-27T14:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/23/ill-do-anything-for-my-kids-but-do-i-have-to-do-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/afv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>afv</image:title><image:caption>I think I should get paid extra as a parent for watching this show with my son.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-23T20:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/20/my-first-book-signing-the-chronicle-of-a-near-disaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/signing-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>signing 2</image:title><image:caption>After it was all said and done, my son and I shared a very special experience.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/signing-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>signing 1</image:title><image:caption>I had no idea what to write during my first book signing. Luckily, as my daughter pointed out, no one could read my writing anyway.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-16T14:11:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/18/presenting-a-stupid-man-trick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/crock-pot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crock pot</image:title><image:caption>To borrow a line from my favorite episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, With God as my witness, I honestly didn't know that crock pots came in more than one size.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-24T22:32:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/16/a-sure-way-to-get-your-kids-to-talk-to-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bathroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bathroom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T16:13:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/11/the-family-that-kicks-together-sticks-togeth-ahhh-too-cheesy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/world-cup.png</image:loc><image:title>world cup</image:title><image:caption>We've been waiting 4 years for the World Cup, that starts June 12 in Brazil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T15:19:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/09/he-has-questions-i-lack-answers/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-11T15:32:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/06/from-awwwwwww-to-ahhhhhhhhhh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/mtv.png</image:loc><image:title>mtv</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/h-in-swing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>h in swing</image:title><image:caption>My daughter has devised the perfect torture - playing a song you like over and over until you pull out your hair and run from the house screaming!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T18:08:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/04/but-was-it-worth-a-triple-dog-dare/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/summer-of-shakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer of shakes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-12T08:16:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/06/02/look-ma-i-wrote-a-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/book-jacket-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book jacket 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-16T14:09:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/05/30/turning-legal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/h-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H 2</image:title><image:caption>What would a 21st birthday be without a little embarrassment thrown in?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/h-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>H 1</image:title><image:caption>Hey! Since when did they start making blue milk?!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-06T22:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/05/15/my-daughter-guest-blogger-how-i-made-my-dad-sick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/roller-coaster.png</image:loc><image:title>roller coaster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-30T18:05:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/05/09/the-empty-chair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chair</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-16T09:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/05/07/just-another-typical-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/drawing-e1399477294133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drawing</image:title><image:caption>Complete details of how my son hopes to utilize Godzilla and his offspring in an attempt to overthrow the country of Japan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-07T22:38:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/05/04/the-latest-sign-of-the-apocalypse-my-son-eats-a-baked-potato/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/potato.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potato</image:title><image:caption>My son prepares to take a giant step in his life - trying a baked potato for the first time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T16:08:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/05/01/dogs-name-causes-confusion/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-02T12:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/05/01/roughin-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/camping-in-my-office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camping in my office</image:title><image:caption>My son has learned to survive off the land in the desolation and rummage that is my office by the end of a semester.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-01T16:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/29/surviving-the-storm-with-my-son/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clouds-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clouds 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-05T19:14:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/28/my-dancing-offensive-to-some-horrifying-to-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/censored.png</image:loc><image:title>censored</image:title><image:caption>I tried to post a video of my dancing for you to see. However, I'm sad to report, that a new federal agency was formed upon learning of my video, they then censored my post, and then immediately disbanded.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dance-central.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dance central</image:title><image:caption>This character from Dance Central had to retired from the video game shortly after this picture was taken after he was forced to watch me dance one time too many.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-01T10:22:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/22/what-kind-of-second-rate-planet-is-this-anyway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/captain-planet.png</image:loc><image:title>captain planet</image:title><image:caption>I used to think Captain Planet was pretty lame. But now, in hopes of avoiding being wished into the cornfield by some kind of new mind meld technology my son might invent, I'm going to say that the Captain and his gang are REALLY COOL!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T23:08:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/18/going-back-in-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/4-square.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4 square</image:title><image:caption>We now have our very own four square court.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-19T23:02:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/17/my-son-makes-a-bold-announcement-i-can-play-a-song-on-my-teeth-using-my-toothbrush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/teeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teeth</image:title><image:caption>My son practices for his upcoming concert AND fights cavities - at the SAME TIME!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-17T21:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/14/we-should-get-married-in-a-subaru/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ping-pong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ping pong</image:title><image:caption>I guess it's only fitting that the kid who wears the Sharknado t-shirt (by choice, I might add), is also the kid who comes up with some, ahem, interesting questions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-15T20:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/13/cancer-the-monster-that-never-sleeps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hope</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-08T00:04:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/13/it-would-be-a-shame-for-my-son-to-eat-a-doughnut-alone-or-everything-i-know-i-learned-from-karate-kid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cobra-kai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cobra kai</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/donut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donut</image:title><image:caption>Hey! Somebody took a bite out of my doughnut. I better get a SECOND doughnut so I can enjoy the FULL sugar high.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T19:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/10/theyre-all-easy-if/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/millionaire-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millionaire 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-15T21:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/09/running-the-aisles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/classroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>classroom</image:title><image:caption>My son, in a much less embarrassing moment for him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T13:28:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/07/this-precious-thing-we-call-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tight-rope-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tight rope 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-09T03:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/03/well-we-caught-two-more-skunks-under-the-house-and-only-one-of-them-was-a-salesman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/michael.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael</image:title><image:caption>Michael, of Miller's Pest Control, has been keeping my house critter-free. Michael is one of the few men on this planet who has seen the horrors that live under my house and lived to tell about it. Well, him and the cable tv guy. Oh, and there was the guy who installed my phone. And I caught one of my neighbors coming out from under there one time. I think she was dating a possum, but she wouldn't admit to it. But when I asked to see her hands, I found some fur under her fingernails. And, well, ummm, I've been under there a few time. But other than THOSE people, NO ONE lives to speak of these horrors!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T14:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/04/02/thank-you-to-my-readers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spring-break.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spring break</image:title><image:caption>My son and I during a relaxing spring break. When my blog started, I planned to focus mostly on my family. Thanks to you, my readers, for giving me the encouragement to continue writing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-15T21:14:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/28/its-not-just-any-ol-demic-its-a-birdemic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/birdemic-e1396015282192.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birdemic</image:title><image:caption>I think the name says it all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-29T23:58:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/26/these-arent-any-sing-along-songs-that-barney-ever-heard-or-at-least-wont-admit-to/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-15T15:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/25/going-to-the-hospital-part-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-15T15:44:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/24/give-derf-a-chance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/monty-python-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monty python cat</image:title><image:caption>This picture has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with today's post. But it's from Monty Python, and I always thought it was pretty cool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-25T17:58:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/19/if-you-can-play-soccer-on-a-hill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/soccer-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer 2014</image:title><image:caption>Will my son one day be playing goalie in the World Cup? Probably not. But in the meantime, we have a lot of fun watching the event together.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-25T11:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/18/my-most-embarrassing-moment-how-i-unwittingly-became-a-criminal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/trailer.png</image:loc><image:title>trailer</image:title><image:caption>The trailer looked inviting enough. There was just one teeny, tiny problem . . .</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T15:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/17/sons-questions-continue-to-pummel-fatigued-father/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-17T22:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/14/a-slave-to-peanut-butter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/peanut-butter.png</image:loc><image:title>peanut butter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T14:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/12/sick-child-cured-by-guitar-hero-maybe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/guitar-hero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guitar hero</image:title><image:caption>When no other cure would work, we called on (Dr?) Guitar Hero to heal my ailing son.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T19:25:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/11/to-a-stranger-thank-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/post-office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post office</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T20:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/10/sisterhood-award-and-yes-i-know-im-a-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sisterhood-award.png</image:loc><image:title>sisterhood award</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-24T05:04:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/07/never-lick-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth-and-other-misquoted-song-lyrics/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-10T20:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/05/eating-healthy-can-be-hazardous-to-your-errr-health/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/oatmeal.png</image:loc><image:title>oatmeal</image:title><image:caption>This oatmeal seems like a healthy choice at breakfast, but I'll take a bowl of chocolate chip cookies any day of the week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T21:35:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/03/03/i-dont-live-in-a-zoo-but-i-do-live-above-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/possum.png</image:loc><image:title>possum</image:title><image:caption>I have some new rules for any animals living under my house, and it includes paying for you own cable tv, and inviting me to any and all parties you host.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T15:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/28/reading-to-my-kids-some-of-my-favorite-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/arthur1-e1393594376715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arthur</image:title><image:caption>My son loved Arthur, both the books and the television series.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/crazy-crawler-crane-e1393594248901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy crawler crane</image:title><image:caption>Crazy Crawler Crane was one of the favorite books for my son and me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cordoroy-e1393594120616.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cordoroy</image:title><image:caption>Corduroy was one of my daughter's favorites.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-07T00:43:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/27/my-wife-displays-grace-while-i-try-to-comprehend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tranquile-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tranquile 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T02:41:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/24/cheatin-at-pick-up-sticks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pick-up-sticks-2.png</image:loc><image:title>pick up sticks 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-24T15:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/19/the-501-hats-of-a-single-parent/</loc><lastmod>2023-11-15T08:19:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/14/10-things-a-woman-does-right-guest-blog/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-14T13:39:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/11/the-worst-saturday-of-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/highway-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>highway 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-19T20:57:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/07/the-last-noise-a-parent-wants-to-hear-at-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tree-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree pic</image:title><image:caption>I know it may seem hard to believe, but my calculations, this small, almost angelic-looking young boy, holds a maximum capacity of 3.2 cubic tons of barf.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-25T17:50:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/06/this-was-the-best-compliment-i-ever-received/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/santa-2-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa 2-6</image:title><image:caption>Is this the face of the Most Normal Person you've ever met? Gosh, I sure hope not.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-08T01:28:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/03/more-than-filling-a-vacancy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/vacany.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vacany</image:title><image:caption>From lasvegas360.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T02:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/02/even-more-questions-from-my-son/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-03T03:55:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/02/01/liebster-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/writing-pic-e1391304328501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handwriting pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T02:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/30/mixing-ducks-and-kickball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ducks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ducks</image:title><image:caption>We recently spent some time feeding ducks and playing kickball. Now, if we can just teach the ducks how to play kickball, we should have some much more competitive games . . .</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T19:18:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/28/why-my-son-is-santas-least-favorite-customer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/santa-e1390950536130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa</image:title><image:caption>I'm not going to say Santa was happy to see my son, but he WAS happy to see him leave.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T22:12:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/28/what-my-wife-knew-but-i-refused-to-believe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/galveston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galveston</image:title><image:caption>My wife and I spent an afternoon walking the beach at Galveston. Less than two years later, my daughter and I visited Galveston and walked those same shores.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T02:48:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/23/on-being-a-dad-the-value-of-consistency/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ice-cream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice cream</image:title><image:caption>My kids have been hugely inspirational both in my writing and my life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T13:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/20/my-son-sets-terms-for-saving-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/climbing-a-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>climbing a tree</image:title><image:caption>How can such an innocent face be contemplating world domination? Especially when he hasn't quite mastered the vacuum cleaner?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-20T15:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/16/where-was-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sky-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sky 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-07T14:42:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/14/the-hardest-thing-i-ever-had-to-tell-my-daughter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/blog-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blog pic</image:title><image:caption>Bad News Alert! - the kids, although they look innocent enough, have broken through my DAD CODE LANGUAGE!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T21:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/13/friday-night-pizza-and-a-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hm-pizza-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hm pizza 7</image:title><image:caption>The finished product - ready just in time for the movie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hm-pizza-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hm pizza 5</image:title><image:caption>I'm addicted to mushrooms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hm-pizza-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hm pizza 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hm-pizza1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hm pizza1</image:title><image:caption>The first step in making our family pizza is getting the crust ready.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T15:54:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/10/be-thankful-for-small-favors-there-was-never-a-tenth-plan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/plan-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plan 9</image:title><image:caption>Considered one of the worst movies ever made, "Plan 9 from Outer Space" made a great addition to my collection.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T22:19:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/08/spell-n_e_r_v_o_u_s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spelling-bee.png</image:loc><image:title>spelling bee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T20:23:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/07/if-you-really-want-to-feel-dumb-take-a-standardized-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pencil-and-paper.png</image:loc><image:title>pencil and paper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-15T16:40:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/02/then-you-live-with-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mountain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mountain</image:title><image:caption>Losing a loved one can leave you feeling lonely and isolated as you learn to live with the loss.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T03:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2014/01/01/corned-beef-and-running/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sandwich-2-e1388602686333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandwich 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sandwich-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandwich 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/me-running.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me running</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-01T19:01:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/12/31/lets-get-busy-living-in-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/in-the-grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>in the grass</image:title><image:caption>I hope to live in the moment, every moment, when it comes to my kids.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T02:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/12/30/standing-on-the-sidelines/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-30T15:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/12/27/letting-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hospital-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospital room</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-28T18:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/12/24/the-quiet-of-christmas-eve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/decorating-cookies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>decorating cookies</image:title><image:caption>My son decorates each Christmas cookie with its own special look.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T05:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/12/23/adopting-new-traditions-in-the-face-of-grief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/taco-kit.png</image:loc><image:title>taco kit</image:title><image:caption>Our first Christmas dinner was a simple one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-24T14:56:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/12/20/sons-morbid-curiosity-about-old-days-may-be-more-than-hes-ready-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-old-days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the old days</image:title><image:caption>My son was shocked to learn that when I was growing up, we didn't have playground equipment. Instead, we resorted to playing on dinosaur fossils.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T18:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/12/12/kids-nefarious-plan-appears-to-be-working/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kids-in-front-of-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids in front of fire</image:title><image:caption>Oh sure, they look sweet as syrup, but what are they REALLY thinking?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-13T02:03:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/11/20/my-son-plays-chess-against-a-tooth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chess-vs-tooth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chess vs tooth</image:title><image:caption>My son challenged his lost tooth to a game of chess. Fortuntely, my son was able to pull out the win.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T14:51:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/11/14/but-dad-i-dont-want-to-not-go-to-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/birthday-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday hat</image:title><image:caption>I might not can make him skip school, but I can embarrass him on his birthday. I mean, isn't that what fathers are for?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T16:08:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/11/08/thank-you-readers-for-a-blogging-good-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/after-the-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>after the game</image:title><image:caption>How can such a small body contain so many questions? Now THAT'S a question for the ages.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-10T22:07:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/11/06/on-being-a-good-father/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sleeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeping</image:title><image:caption>I never expected to find myself as a single parent with a baby to raise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T19:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/11/04/im-not-a-doctor-but-i-did-stay-at-a/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/handwriting-e1383579099999.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handwriting</image:title><image:caption>This is a sample of my "good" handwriting, a trait that has many believing I should have been a doctor. Just don't ask my kids about that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/broken-arm-11-e1383579009301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken arm 1</image:title><image:caption>My daughter proudly displays her cast after getting it signed by several of her friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/broken-arm-2-e1383577100715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken arm 2</image:title><image:caption>I didn't see blood, so I figured, "how bad could it be . . ." My daughter's cast supplied the answer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/broken-arm-1-e1383576640415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken arm 1</image:title><image:caption>I didn't see blood, so I figured, "how bad could it be . . ." My daughter's cast supplied the answer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T16:54:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/11/01/i-never-knew-i-made-such-a-scary-halloween-costume/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/halloween-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/halloween-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween 1</image:title><image:caption>The scariest costume I can imagine was . . . me. Ahhhhhhh!! Hide the kids!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T16:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/30/oh-how-i-almost-long-to-get-a-tattoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/billboard-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billboard 2</image:title><image:caption>Here's a billboard that I've always thought was really clever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/uptown-tshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uptown tshirt</image:title><image:caption>This is a t-shirt a student had made for me that uses one a phrase I use in class all the time when students try to use a "book" definition to explain something to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tattoo</image:title><image:caption>As a word lover, I'm afraid this is what I'd end up with if I got a tattoo, except I'd want to use my own handwriting, which would mean no one could EVER read it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jellyfish-tshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jellyfish tshirt</image:title><image:caption>My newest, and right now most favortiest, t-shirt. This is a Tame Impala shirt that I got at their concert in Dalls.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-30T20:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/28/passing-up-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/halloween-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween 2012</image:title><image:caption>Last year, my son (who wouldn't be serious long enough for me to take a picture) wanted to dress up as a policeman. This year, sadly, he won't be dressing up at all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T13:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/25/my-son-guest-blogger-the-story-of-my-dads-lawn-mowing-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/my-son-celebrates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my son celebrates</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-04-01T11:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/23/boys-will-be-boys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/football-pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football pic2</image:title><image:caption>Me and my son after playing football somewhere other than our front yard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/football-pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/football-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T14:22:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/12/the-best-hamburger-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pats-country-store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pat's country store</image:title><image:caption>Pat's Country Store as it appeared in better times in McCaskill, Arkansas.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T20:09:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/27/the-cheeseburger-quest-continues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hamburger-store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamburger store</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hamburger-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamburger sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hamburger-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamburger 2</image:title><image:caption>The cheeseburger at Barr's Junction has a great flavor and is loaded with fresh toppings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hamburger-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamburger 1</image:title><image:caption>The fries are also especially good at Barr's</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T20:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/14/the-burger-quest-orders-a-pizza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pizza-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza 3</image:title><image:caption>All that was left of our meal - a few pizza bones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pizza-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza 2</image:title><image:caption>Getting set for the first bite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pizza-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza 1</image:title><image:caption>A delicious supreme pizza at Main Street Pizza in El Dorado.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T20:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/22/soup-and-cool-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/soup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cutting-board-e1382468290559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cutting board</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T14:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/18/but-is-he-old-enough-to-shave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/check-signing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>check signing</image:title><image:caption>In this totally staged (and yes, perhaps even doctored) photo, my son shows what it would be like when he can pay the bills. But that day is many years away . . . or is it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T13:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/17/which-half-of-the-pizza-is-the-left-half/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pizza-half.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza half</image:title><image:caption>Ordering a topping on only half a pizza proved a bit more challenging than we imagined.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T17:04:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/16/i-have-one-wish-for-my-birthday-ok-maybe-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sheryl-crow.png</image:loc><image:title>sheryl crow</image:title><image:caption>My fantasy date and soon-to-be-real-life girlfriend, Sheryl Crow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T13:34:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/11/my-daughters-birth-or-mouth-watering-barbecue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/little-e1381489461696.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little</image:title><image:caption>I was faced with a choice - should I attend the birth of my daughter, who has brightened my life every day . . . </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mcclards-ribs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcclard's ribs</image:title><image:caption>. . .  or enjoy delicious, mouth-watering barbecued ribs?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T12:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/09/my-last-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sunset-at-scrappre-stadium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset at scrappre stadium</image:title><image:caption>This was my view from the pressbox on Friday night. If it had been my "last" sunset," it would have been hard to have asked for a better one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T16:32:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/07/10-years-old-in-the-blink-of-an-eye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/air-hockey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>air hockey</image:title><image:caption>My son won our first game, but after tying his shoe laces together and threatening to take away his allowance, I was able to pull out the final two games.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/eating-pizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eating pizza</image:title><image:caption>What better way to celebrate your birthday than with pizza!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-07T14:15:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/04/hes-willing-to-die-for-the-king-but/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/eating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eating</image:title><image:caption>My son would love to be a food tester for the kind except for one teeny, tiny little problem.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T16:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/10/01/my-daughter-and-the-really-big-bowl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bowl-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bowl 2</image:title><image:caption>A really big bowl for a really petite dessert.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bowl-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bowl 1</image:title><image:caption>My daughter "found" the only bowl available for ice cream - the biggest in the cabinet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T20:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/30/my-son-real-esatate-mogul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/at-the-museum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>at the museum</image:title><image:caption>He seems so normal, but deep down he's plotting selling my house . . . and yours!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/at-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>at toilet</image:title><image:caption>Sure, my son may only be drinking from a toilet now, but someday he plans to own the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T01:41:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/25/were-you-chosen-for-the-robot-class/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/robot-vs-batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robot vs batman</image:title><image:caption>I was looking forward to a battle between the evil robot and Batman, or some other super hero.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/robot-3.png</image:loc><image:title>robot 3</image:title><image:caption>This is probably a more realistic idea of what the robots from my son's class will look like . . . sigh . . .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/robot-2.png</image:loc><image:title>robot 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/robot-1.png</image:loc><image:title>robot 1</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't wait to see the giant, evil robot my son would be designing!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T20:38:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/07/19/my-son-aspiring-mind-or-mad-scientist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lex-luthor-1.png</image:loc><image:title>lex luthor 1</image:title><image:caption>. . . or a future evil genius in the making?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/doogie-howser-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doogie howser 1</image:title><image:caption>Is my son a future doctor . . .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/napolean-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>napolean 2</image:title><image:caption>Napolean Dynamite prepares to try out Uncle Rico's time machine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/napolean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>napolean</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T21:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/23/the-tale-of-the-sharkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sharkey-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sharkey 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T11:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/19/the-ghost-in-room-231/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grandma-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandma 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/6-dollar-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6 dollar letter</image:title><image:caption>The letter from my grandmother, containing $6 and instructions for my "stomach to have some fun."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>letter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T01:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/17/always-the-right-time-for-a-pillow-fight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pillow-fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pillow fight</image:title><image:caption>My son, always dangerous when armed with a pillow.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T03:17:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/11/a-shorts-sighted-view-of-parenting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shorts-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shorts 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-11T19:18:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/09/i-love-you-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/going-to-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>going to school</image:title><image:caption>Dropping off my son at school, as he gets set to head to the playground for some early recess time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T02:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/06/football-friday-a-glimpse-of-small-town-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nashville-football.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville vs warrren</image:title><image:caption>One of my favorite moments - a Nashville player celebrates a state title following a controversial win with the scoreboard telling the story in the background in 2006.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T01:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/04/everyone-has-a-plan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mike-tyson-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mike tyson 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T18:52:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/03/entering-the-world-of-business/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lemonade-stand-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemonade stand 2013</image:title><image:caption>My son stands proudly in front of his first business.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T19:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/09/02/my-son-guest-blogger-the-story-of-pizza-hut-and-1000-boxes/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-04T06:14:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/08/29/for-my-daughter-the-road-taken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/road-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>road 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T02:38:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/08/26/the-day-i-met-batman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/batman4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batman4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T18:46:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/08/21/bad-movies-good-times/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-21T19:49:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/08/19/the-fifth-first/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/first-day-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first day, 2012</image:title><image:caption>My son, a bit nervous as he begins fourth grade at a new school.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T23:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/07/22/death-by-weather-channel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jim-cantore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jim cantore</image:title><image:caption>I like watching Jim Cantore, but I hope to never see him standing like this on my street.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/weather-channel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weather channel</image:title><image:caption>Stephanie Abrams is a familiar face at our house, as are the rest of the personalities on the Weather Channel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T19:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/07/17/hawaii-delayed-for-rummage-through-the-trash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/trash-search1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trash search</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/trash-search-e1374101514179.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trash search</image:title><image:caption>Here I am doing my best raccoon impression as I dig through the garbage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hawaii-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hawaii-12</image:title><image:caption>We were looking forward to our trip to Hawaii - if only we could find the money we lost to get there!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-18T03:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/07/15/join-my-fantasy-household-cleaning-league/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mr-clean.png</image:loc><image:title>mr clean</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Clean is just one of the guest coaches I hope to have for my fantasy cleaning camp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cleaning-pics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cleaning pics</image:title><image:caption>These are just a few of the supplies I don't use in my Fantasy Household Cleaning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-15T16:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-11T04:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/07/12/why-andy-griffith-continues-to-be-a-tv-favorite/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-13T00:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/2013/07/01/whats-for-breakfast-how-about-kazakhstan-toasts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://holdingtogetherthejello.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/french-toasts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>french 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